Heavenly Streamer Gifts

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Cord cutter

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Geese and Angels

Cherub on a cloud

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Life on cloud 8

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

The spirit's flight

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

The Ladder to Heaven

Heavenly Ships

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Pearly Queen Gates

Paradise: Collection of wine

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.