Heavenly Streamer Gifts

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Cord cutter

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Geese and Angels

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

'What did He do before he was God?'

Life on cloud 8

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

The spirit's flight

Heavenly Ships

"This is great. This could be franchised."

Paradise: Collection of wine

The Ladder to Heaven

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Pearly Queen Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

"In heaven there's perfect harmony, even if you're still married."