Heavenly Baller Gifts

Heavenly basketball player

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Football Angel

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Basketball Halo

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

'Sudden death?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Inventive Uses of Halo

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Heavenly Tennis.

"Aiiiiiiirless void ball! Aiiiiiirless void ball!"

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Athletic scholarship."

I don

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"First one to eleven."

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

'Heulluva Mark.'

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Golfing Gods.