Heavenly Streamers Gifts

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

Basketball Halo

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Monk

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Inventive Uses of Halo

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Loved your posthumously published book!'

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

Heavenly Tennis.

"First one to eleven."

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

'Mind if I smoke?'

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

Heavenly basketball player

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

'Yo! A little help?'

Angel Golf.

'My son was nailed to a cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Welcome to the Reckoning

'This explains why there are bars on the gate.'