Heavenly Skiers Gifts

Angel skiing down a cloud slope.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Skis with stabilisers.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Snow seat on skis.

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

'Pig flu??!'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

Photograph from Heaven.

Rugby heaven

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

Heavenly Tennis.

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

"Athletic scholarship."

Ski Lift

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

Heaven II

"First one to eleven."

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"It's not as friendly here as I thought it would be!"

'Heulluva Mark.'

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

"Stop that row!"

'Is it just me or do birthdays seem to come round much quicker now?'

"This life of mine - can I resit?"