Heavenly Skiers Gifts

Angel skiing down a cloud slope.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

Skis with stabilisers.

Snow seat on skis.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

Heavenly Desert Islands.

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

'Pig flu??!'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

Photograph from Heaven.

Rugby heaven

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

"It's not as friendly here as I thought it would be!"

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

Heavenly Tennis.

"First one to eleven."

"Athletic scholarship."

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

Ski Lift

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

Heaven II

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Heulluva Mark.'

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

"Stop that row!"

'Is it just me or do birthdays seem to come round much quicker now?'