Spiritual Streamer Pillows

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Monk

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Cord cutter

"River well stocked this year."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

FAQs.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.