Online Platforms Gifts

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"When adults ask what you want to be when you grow up, say Content Creator. That covers a lot of bases."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

Evolution.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Computer Life

Zoom Wedding

'Will broker deals for food'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Websiteless -- please help.

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'I brought him the newspaper for many years: then they offered an online edition.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Wiccapedia.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."