Online Platforms Gifts

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"When adults ask what you want to be when you grow up, say Content Creator. That covers a lot of bases."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

Evolution.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Bird Tweet.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Computer Life

Zoom Wedding

'Will broker deals for food'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'I brought him the newspaper for many years: then they offered an online edition.'

"Have you considered vlogging?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Websiteless -- please help.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

Wiccapedia.

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'