Online Media Mugs

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'I brought him the newspaper for many years: then they offered an online edition.'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Hate Platforms

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Moses on the web

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"National security adviser"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Meet the Enemy

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Cord cutter