Modern Media Gifts

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

Hate Platforms

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Gay Times...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Cord cutter