Modern Media Prints

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

Hate Platforms

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"National security adviser"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Meet the Enemy

Cord cutter

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."