Man with each foot on a set of scales.
Obesity Satirist Gifts
Searching for a playful gift for someone who enjoys satirizing obesity? Our collection features witty and humorous items perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor about body image. From cleverly designed mugs to eye-catching t-shirts, pillows, and prints, these products reflect a satirical take on the topic, expertly blending humor with insight. Surprise your favorite satirist with a gift that celebrates their unique perspective and love for humor about social issues. Whether it's for a birthday, special occasion, or just because, these items are sure to get a laugh and spark conversation.
"Two vegans, please."
'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
You are what you eat (Nuts).
Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.
"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."
"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"
"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"
Weight Gain Denial
"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."
"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."
Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'
Before and After Holiday Diet
"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."
'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'
'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'
'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'
"Turns out it was all water weight."
The real reason salad aids weight loss
"Is it working?"
'It's a middle-age spread spread.'
Squirrels eating different types of nuts.
'Live there? I might as well wear it on my hips!'
"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."
Fat angel eating halo like doughnut
'Step One...a pie chart is not dessert.'
I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.
"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"
'The secret to great abs? Marker pen.'
'I'm on a strict diet... so no pie charts.'
Obesity Satirist Gifts Collection
Obesity Satirist Mugs
Looking for more satirical mugs? Explore our collection of humor-filled mugs that make a statement about obesity and social perceptions.
Obesity Satirist Pillows
Brighten up your space with our funny pillows that poke fun at obesity, blending humor with stylish home decor.
Obesity Satirist Prints
Browse our satirical prints that cleverly comment on obesity, designed to add humor and personality to your walls.
Obesity Satirist T-Shirts
Discover a range of humorous t-shirts that satirize obesity and body image, perfect for anyone who loves bold fashion statements.