Dieting Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the dieting satirist in your life? Our collection of amusing and satirical products playfully critique dieting culture, offering clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These items add humor and personality to their everyday routines, making weight loss and food anecdotes a little more lighthearted. Whether they’re obsessed with healthy eating or just love a good laugh at dieting clichés, you'll find something that matches their witty perspective and joyful outlook.

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'We found that most diet books are at their most effective if you eat them.'

'We found that most diet books are at their most effective if you eat them.' mockup

'We found that most diet books are at their most effective if you eat them.'

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Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet. mockup

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

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'Hey! I've lost two stone!'

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Henry's diet allowed him to eat anything, as long as it didn't get in his mouth.

Henry's diet allowed him to eat anything, as long as it didn't get in his mouth. mockup

Henry's diet allowed him to eat anything, as long as it didn't get in his mouth.

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'Do you want regular white bread or white bread that we've dyed brown?'

'Do you want regular white bread or white bread that we've dyed brown?' mockup

'Do you want regular white bread or white bread that we've dyed brown?'

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"It's a new diet book. You can't eat until you finish reading a chapter."

"It's a new diet book. You can't eat until you finish reading a chapter." mockup

"It's a new diet book. You can't eat until you finish reading a chapter."

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Book Store: Fad Diets.

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"Two vegans, please."

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!' mockup

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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Fast Food Dieter

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You are what you eat (Nuts).

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Weight Gain Denial

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.' mockup

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

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'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.' mockup

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.' mockup

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.' mockup

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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Dieting Satirist Gifts Collection

Dieting Satirist Mugs

Explore more hilarious and satirical mugs perfect for the dieting satirist—bring humor to their morning routine.

Dieting Satirist Pillows

Find amusing and satirical pillows that add a humorous touch to any living space or bedroom décor.

Dieting Satirist Prints

Browse our funny prints that humorously critique dieting culture, perfect for decorating with a smile.

Dieting Satirist T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty t-shirts that poke fun at dieting and food culture, ideal for the playful personality.