Nut-free Foodie T-Shirts

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

Dog Day Afternoon

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Sawdust.

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

P*ssed-atchios...

Eat More Salted Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Mixed Nuts