Nut-free Foodie Pillows

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

Dog Day Afternoon

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Sawdust.

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

P*ssed-atchios...

Mixed Nuts

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Eat More Salted Nuts

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'