Nut-free Advocate T-Shirts

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

No bottle feeding.

The Rabbit Meeting.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

P*ssed-atchios...

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

Eat More Salted Nuts

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

NYer uploaded by mod - Pistachio Terminology 2022

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.