Nut-free Advocate Mugs

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

No bottle feeding.

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

The Rabbit Meeting.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Eat More Salted Nuts

P*ssed-atchios...

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'So we finally dropped the big one.'

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

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'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'