Nightmare Novelist Gifts

"I just had a remake of a nightmare I had as a child. The special effects were much scarier."

Edgar Allen Poe

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Barcode Dreams

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

The Philip Marlow family

'Your night writing book, madam.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Stephen King

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'And this is scraps.'

Born of the Dead

Stephen King

Made with 100% recycled material.

'Make it look like an accident.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

The Clown Hit

Horror writer.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'