Nightmare Novelist Pillows

"I just had a remake of a nightmare I had as a child. The special effects were much scarier."

Edgar Allen Poe

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Barcode Dreams

The Philip Marlow family

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'And this is scraps.'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Born of the Dead

'Make it look like an accident.'

Made with 100% recycled material.

Horror writer.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

The Clown Hit

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Vampire Family Photos...

"As a matter of fact, yes, it was an amicable divorce."