Nightmare Narrator Pillows

Vegetarian Nightmare.

The Monster Under the Bed.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Born of the Dead

'And this is scraps.'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Monster Realtor

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Bull and Bear Nightmare

'The princess won the lottery and lived even more happily ever after.'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

Clown Nightmares

Circus Act

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Falling

Human History

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'