Nightmare Themes Pillows

Night of the Zombonies.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Barcode Dreams

The devil you know and his plus one

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Born of the Dead

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Horror writer.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Vampire with a violin

Poetry reading nightly

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Can't Count Dracula

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Vampire Sit ups

Human History

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.