Nightmare Themes Mugs

'No monsters down here.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Barcode Dreams

The devil you know and his plus one

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Born of the Dead

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Horror writer.

Vampire with a violin

Poetry reading nightly

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Can't Count Dracula

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

Vampire Sit ups

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.