Nightmare Artist Mugs

'You must have misunderstood me Axel. I just asked you to stand there to keep me company. I'm painting a scary two-headed monster I dreamed of last night.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Barcode Dreams

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Born of the Dead

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Horror writer.

Monster Realtor

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

Human History

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

The Monster Under the Bed.

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Model's aspirations

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

Volcano and plane

People siting on icebergs,

'I just had an awful dream that I married a monster from outer space!'

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

'I know this is Christmas and all, but you should never let them watch 'The Great Escape'!'

Haunting Music

Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.