Nightmare Analyst Mugs

Chicken Nightmares

'You had some nightmare: a misplaced DD override, an invalid concatenation, some other JCL errors ... '

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

65 Million Years Ago

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Barcode Dreams

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Horror writer.

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Clown Nightmares

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Second Thoughts Wedding

Circus Act

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

Falling

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'