Nightmare Narrator Mugs

Vegetarian Nightmare.

The Monster Under the Bed.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Born of the Dead

A dream of consequence

'And this is scraps.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Monster Realtor

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Circus Act

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

'The princess won the lottery and lived even more happily ever after.'

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Second Thoughts Wedding

Clown Nightmares

Falling

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Human History

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'...and our work environment offers..well...wonderful horror stories to tell your grandkids.'

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....