Nightmare Artist Gifts

'You must have misunderstood me Axel. I just asked you to stand there to keep me company. I'm painting a scary two-headed monster I dreamed of last night.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Barcode Dreams

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Born of the Dead

Monster Realtor

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Horror writer.

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

Human History

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

The Monster Under the Bed.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Model's aspirations

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

People siting on icebergs,

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

'No monsters down here.'

Volcano and plane

'I just had an awful dream that I married a monster from outer space!'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

'I know this is Christmas and all, but you should never let them watch 'The Great Escape'!'

Yeah, give it a sec - it always comes out warm at first.

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.