Midnight Artist Gifts

They made sense when I woke up and scribbled them down in the middle of the night.

"The overthinker"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Caught in the Music

Midnight Basketball

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Game Addiction

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

1770 - The famous poet, William Wordsworth was born.

'That's not the reaction I'm expecting when I yell bloody-murder in the middle of the night!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

Yawn

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"Harold, we need to talk."

Thinking about work.

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

He got his best marketing ideas late at night.

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'It's better to light a single candle than curse the darkness.'

"Pipe Dream"

Late Night Doubts.