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"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"The overthinker"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Caught in the Music

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Midnight Basketball

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Game Addiction

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

1770 - The famous poet, William Wordsworth was born.

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

Yawn

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'That's not the reaction I'm expecting when I yell bloody-murder in the middle of the night!'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"Harold, we need to talk."

Thinking about work.

"Pipe Dream"

'It's better to light a single candle than curse the darkness.'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

He got his best marketing ideas late at night.

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

Late Night Doubts.

"Worst sleeping lesson ever."