Midnight Soliloquist T-Shirts

1770 - The famous poet, William Wordsworth was born.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Working Late

Caught in the Music

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'Working from home again, Jerry?'

Insomnia.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

The John Cage Carollers

Thinking about work.

He got his best marketing ideas late at night.

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."