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"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

Nick Cave

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."