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Puppet Audience

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

Mute Ventriloquist

"Can I breathe out now?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

A cow ventriloquist.

Ventriloquist Grave

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

"We never talk anymore."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

Ventriloquism For Beginners

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."