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'You've been cleared of all sexual harassment charges. Mr. Chuckles, however...'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

"What do you mean I'm a control freak?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

A cow ventriloquist.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"We never talk anymore."

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."