Ventriloquism T-Shirts

'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'

Objection! Overruled. Exception!

'Glease accept this undisguised donation.'

Ventriloquist Audition

'I don't know what I'd have done all this time without you to talk to...!'

A Dummy Corporation.

"What? You're the one who told me to bring a friend."

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Kurt couldn't understand why the dummy light was on.

"He's a terrible drunk."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I'll sign you up right now, provided you ditch the no talent big guy."

Amateur Ventriloquists

'While you were eating the screamer in the next room, Mr. Chatterbox and I were having the longest conversation...'

The Ventriloquist's Arms

'You Monster!' The secret life of a puppet.

Ventriloquist Dummy

'Officer, arrest this man for sexual harrassment!'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

'You have a hand stuck up your ass!'

Heckler with ventriloquists' dummy.

'Don't panic,it's only newspaper talk!'

'...Of course I will, Norman, as if I'd leave you off.'

'A ventriloquist, eh? -- What do ventriloquists believe in?'

Ventro The Ventroliquist - "That's right - you just relax while I do all the hard work!"

'My name's Sammy the Sock Puppet.' - 'Hello, Sammy.' - 'I'm not happy about where your hand is.' - 'You're a sock puppet. What do you expect?' - 'Kill! Kill!' - 'Gah! Not the eyes!'

Dummy Cutter

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Ventriloquists dummy.

'Chief, we can't get the little dummy to talk.'