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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"It's a play on words."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Thesaurus Company

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Writer

A cow ventriloquist.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Bookworm group

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"