Ventriloquism Virtuoso Mugs

Yeah, I got his text. But I could totally see your fingers move.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Thesaurus Company

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Coleridge'

A cow ventriloquist.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Poetry repairman

Ventriloquist Grave

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Writer

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Bookworm group

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'