Ventriloquism Virtuoso Mugs

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"It's a play on words."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Thesaurus Company

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Writer

A cow ventriloquist.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Bookworm group

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"