Ventriloquism Enthusiast Mugs

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Objection! Overruled. Exception!

'Charlie company...reporting for Doody ,sir!'!

"I'm worried. Lately he's been coughing up fingernail clippings."

"I can't understand a word you're saying."

"I think I see your problem."

"I object, Your Honor. Everything the witness has stated is nothing more than heresay."

Lunch Surprise

'I hate myself for the CO-DEPENDENCY.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"What do you mean "That was great", I never touched you"

'Actually, my bird doesn't talk. I'm a ventriloquist.'

'Is your Gordon still not talking to you Mavis?'

'If nothing else, Al, they help me brush up on my ventriloquism skills.'

'He sold me a dummy there.'

I can see your lips moving.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

A cow ventriloquist.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy