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'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

A cow ventriloquist.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

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'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"We never talk anymore."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

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