Ventriloquism Admirer Gifts

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'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

A cow ventriloquist.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"We never talk anymore."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

Ventriloquism For Beginners