Ventriloquism Fan Gifts

"We never talk anymore."

(For years, Stella pretended to sleep as her master practiced his ventriloquism.)

Donald, The Amazing Vivektriloquist

Actually, it's not the tequila talking, it's the beer. It's a cute little ventriloquism act they worked up together. ? ?

"Azure! Your eyes are like limpid pools of azure."

Dummy Cutter

A cow ventriloquist.

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

Decaying corpse

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'