Ventriloquist Fan Gifts

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Decaying corpse

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

A cow ventriloquist.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"We never talk anymore."

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'A room with double beds, please.'

'We're making progress. Your lips hardly moved at all that time.'