Ventriloquist Gifts

"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'

"You think he's your friend? He's in there right now ratting you out."

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"...and so we bid farewell to one of our best loved theatrical agents..."

"A little lower to the left. Ah, yes, that's it, right there."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist throwing his/her voice to confuse someone knocking on his/her door.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'How about letting me off the hook.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Puppet Audience

Kurt couldn't understand why the dummy light was on.

"What? You're the one who told me to bring a friend."

Ventriloquist.

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"Mostly, I just miss his hand."

'When I said 'cough' I meant you, not him!'

'Do you know your lips move when you text?'

"Do my lips move when you talk or vice versa?"

'A text? See, this is what I mean when I say 'We don't talk anymore.''

"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"

'I'm sorry, sir - you'll have to get somebody else as a guarantor.'

'I don't know what I'd have done all this time without you to talk to...!'

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

'We come as a pair - we're applying for headship and assistant post.'

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

Ventriloquist Audition

'Glease accept this undisguised donation.'

"We never talk anymore."

"We'd like to do a giopsy on your gladder, Gog."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Well, he didn't get that kind of language from me!"