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"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

A cow ventriloquist.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

Decaying corpse

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist Audition

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"We never talk anymore."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"He's a terrible drunk."

"Whoa, too much information!"