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"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

A cow ventriloquist.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"We never talk anymore."

'We're making progress. Your lips hardly moved at all that time.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"His words, not mine."

"He's a terrible drunk."