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"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

A cow ventriloquist.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"We never talk anymore."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

Tom Mullica.

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"His words, not mine."

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