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People vs. Talky

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

A cow ventriloquist.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"We never talk anymore."

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Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

Ventriloquism For Beginners

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