Ventriloquist Enthusiast Mugs

People vs. Talky

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

A cow ventriloquist.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"We never talk anymore."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Ventriloquism For Beginners

'Can I get another second opinion?'