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"Mr Hurst hates to fire people personally, so..."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

A cow ventriloquist.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"We never talk anymore."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Ventriloquism For Beginners

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,