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"Mr Hurst hates to fire people personally, so..."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

A cow ventriloquist.

Ventriloquist Grave

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"We never talk anymore."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Ventriloquism For Beginners

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.