Ventriloquy Admirer Gifts

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Sounds like termites."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

A cow ventriloquist.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Ventriloquist Audition

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"We never talk anymore."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"His words, not mine."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

Vote For Me!

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Ventriloquism For Beginners

"He's a terrible drunk."

Tom Mullica.

'We're making progress. Your lips hardly moved at all that time.'

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

A Dummy Corporation.

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

At the school of ventriloquism.