Ventriloquy Admirer Gifts

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Sounds like termites."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

A cow ventriloquist.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

Ventriloquist Audition

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

"We never talk anymore."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"His words, not mine."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"He's a terrible drunk."

'We're making progress. Your lips hardly moved at all that time.'

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

Vote For Me!

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Ventriloquism For Beginners

A Dummy Corporation.

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

At the school of ventriloquism.

Dummy Cutter