Ventriloquism Lover Gifts

No caption. (A mime's ventriloquist dummy performs a "climbing rope" mime).

Heckler with ventriloquists' dummy.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

A cow ventriloquist.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"We never talk anymore."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'