Ventriloquism Lover Prints

Heckler with ventriloquists' dummy.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

A cow ventriloquist.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Ventriloquist Audition

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"We never talk anymore."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."