Ventriloquy Enthusiast Pillows

Puppet Audience

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

Mute Ventriloquist

"Can I breathe out now?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

A cow ventriloquist.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ventriloquist Audition

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

"No, I didn't just tell you to have one yourself!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"We never talk anymore."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'