Soliloquy Enthusiast Prints

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace