Nightmare Stories Fan Gifts

Haunting Music

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Zombie Problems

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Regular or decapitated?'

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Made with 100% recycled material.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"